Difficulty: Bordering on Impossible
Prep. Time: 3 Days
1. Quite a lot of very strong coffee
2. Milk (if desired)
3. Some water
- Awake at ungodly hour and argue with some children about shoes.
- Ferry school-going children to school.
- Put disapproving looks from fresh-faced Boden mums down to Botox.
- Scurry home to embrace peace and quiet.
- Remember toddler.
- Get toddler from car / school foyer.
- Enthusiastically boil kettle and shovel instant coffee granules into a mug with your bare hands.
- Return 3 days later and repeat boiling of kettle.
- Return a further 2 days later and repeat boiling of kettle.
- Give up.
- Drink discarded pouches of warm Capri Sun for the rest of your life.