That’s Not My Living Room (A Parody)

That’s not my living room, its posh plants are too alive.

That’s not my living room, its coffee table is too unscratched by Paw Patrol forks and glitter pens.

That’s not my living room, its floor space is too visible.

That’s not my living room, its cushions are too matching. Its real owner has too much free time.

That’s not my living room, its sofa is too clean and free from chocolate hand prints and the odd piss.

THAT’S MY LIVING ROOM! It has a partially built toy railway, a teddy with a Christmas headband on and a damp stain on the sofa. And the very fake plant in the corner is just right (for hiding behind with my very large glass of wine).



  1. 20th November 2017 / 7:59 pm

    Heh. Your living room seems positively tidy compared to ours … #fortheloveofBLOG

  2. The Mummy Bubble
    21st November 2017 / 2:20 pm

    Brilliant! I love this, we’ve got about a million of those “That’s not my…” books and they frequently cover the floor of my never tidy living room. I wish I had a neat and coordinated living room but I’ll have to settle for a Pinterest board of dreams instead, haha x #fortheloveofBLOG

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